Louis vs. Rick : Episode 6 : Chag Sameach, Louis. Chag Sameach.
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Lou: rick
Lou: rick
Rick: what
Lou: so i was talking to mittens next door
Rick: I don't even want to know.
Lou: did you know theyre jewish
Rick: Yes, the Blums are Jewish.
Lou: wtf are the blums
Rick: The people next door, their last name is Blum.
Lou: mittens blum
Rick: I suppose so.
Lou: ok well im never gonna let that one die
Lou: but anyway
Lou: did you know if youre jewish you celebrate christmas for like two whole weeks
Rick: First of all it's called Hanukkah.
Rick: And it's like eight days or nights or something.
Lou: so its like three weeks god thats awesome
Rick: Sure, it's cool, that's just the Jewish winter holiday.
Lou: im gonna be jewish then
Rick: It's not that simple, Lou, it's a religion.
Lou: ok so can you do that for me
Rick: I don't know where to begin explaining how it doesn't work like that.
Lou: rick
Lou: i dont think youre listening to me
Lou: christmas rick
Lou: eight of them
Lou: mittens says hes gonna get something every day
Rick: Lou, it's not really like Christmas, I mean they give some gifts but it's not really the same. There's no tree, they just light some candles.
Lou: i dont like candles
Rick: See? You don't really know what it's all about, and I'm not going to help you become Jewish.
Lou: oh i get it
Lou: you dont want me to be one of the chosen
Lou: theres a name for people like you rick
Rick: Uh huh. You're being silly now, I'm done with this.
Lou: youre a putz
Rick: That's enough, Lou.
--------: 2:54 PM
Lou: rick
Rick: What
Lou: if you help me be jewish i will take back one thing i said about you for every day of christmas
Rick: It's called Hanukkah.
Lou: right that
Lou: so we have a deal
Rick: NO!
--------: 3:04 PM
Lou: rick
Rick: WHAT
Lou: what are you getting me for christmas
Rick: I don't know yet. I wouldn't tell you anyway.
Lou: can i make a suggestion
Rick: sure
Lou: i want one of those little hats our people wear
Rick: Lou, you are not Jewish, you can't just say you're Jewish, and I am not going to make that happen for you. So stop it.
Lou: rick i didnt want to play this card but i think you probably are aware that our people are extremely powerful and can make things difficult for you
Rick: Ok, let's suppose for a second you could become Jewish. What if I told you I'd only give you one gift anyway?
Lou: well isnt that like a goy
Rick: Now you're just being offensive. This is the end of this discussion, are we clear?
--------: 4:51 PM
Rick: I'm heading out soon, do we need anything for the weekend?
Lou: not that i can think of
Lou: do you have any plans
Rick: Emily is coming over tomorrow, and I'm hoping she'll hang out for the whole weekend so I want you to BE NICE THIS TIME.
Lou: being nice sounds like work rick
Lou: tomorrow is our peoples day of rest
Rick: I told you we were done with that. See you in a while.
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Lou: rick
Lou: rick
Rick: ...WHAT
Lou: oy vey
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