don't drive angry.
Top Ten Things that Pop Into My Head But Rarely Bear Useable Fruit When I’m Trying to Think of Something Funny

  1. Dogshit
  2. Steve from Blue’s Clues
  3. The Jews
  4. Tattoo artists
  5. Tone Loc
  6. Rebecca Romijn
  7. Rectal thermometers
  8. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
  9. The Jews
  10. Wade Boggs Airline food